About myself...
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| Guiding principle in life? | Seize the day! |
| Favorite book? | "How I can become a better person"! |
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I have my own radio show, "Scandinavian Hour", which is broadcaster from radio CFUV 101.9 FM in Victoria. Radio
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How old are you?
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My birth certificate disappeared when I was fishing in the Pacific Ocean and with that 135 Canadian Dollars. Sometimes I feel like 103,5 years old, but I am mostly a copy of Emil in Lonneberga. |
| Occupation? | Which one of them? |
| Do you like humor? | Ha ha ha!!! |
| Travels? | I am always on the move (I have worn out 7 suitcases). Kappa packs kappsack...no..kappa mappas.... |
| Read books? | Yes, if I can find my recently bought reading glasses (it takes half a day to find them). |
| Smoke? | Yes...quite a lot, so I have to change clothes due to the stench. The fact is that I smoke the salmon that I catch. Sometimes I have a fat cigar when I have cough a big fish. When I am in an Indian reserve I always buy a couple of cartons of puta because you do not hav to pay tax there. |
| Drink? | The last time I was in Denmark I ordered a taxi and the driver (whose name was Sööööööören) asked me"Have you been waiting for a long time?" I answered:"Three empty Tuuuborg"! |
| Taste in music? | Since am against all kinds of female oppression I do not like operas where women scream for help all the time. |
| Make of care? | Yes, it is nice! |
| Best web page? | HELP! Has anyone else made a web page? |
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| Biggest surprise? | Hard to say...It can often change, but I canfor example mention that when I came to a store in Seattle (USA) there was a fat woman standing in the entrance and she refused to move. I asked her politely several times to move but she did not. So I said, in my native language:Can you move you fat shrew! She turned aroundand said:What the hell are you saying....in Swedish!!!!! |
| Economy? | I have started saving for the second million, having failed with the first one! |
ps... Regarding coffee....
Starbuck is the name of the coffee chain that has 3000 stores in North America. Here in Canada they do not know what strong coffee is. It almost taste like tea. Sometimes I ask if it is tea or coffee...and occasionally I tell the story about a chef who got a position on a boat...He could not cook, and one night the sailors made a bet if it was coffee or tea that the chef had served. Then the new chef came in and asked if anyone wanted more hot chocolate!
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